Windows startup sound

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Interesting Ian

Unlike in all previous versions it seems that windows 7 no longer offers the
option to change the start up sound. I'm not all that proficient with
computers. Is there any way I can replace the windows default sound in a
relatively simple way?

Also why isn't microsoft no longer offering this option? I can change all
other sounds apart from the startup.
 
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Dave \Crash\ Dummy

Interesting said:
Unlike in all previous versions it seems that windows 7 no longer
offers the option to change the start up sound. I'm not all that
proficient with computers. Is there any way I can replace the
windows default sound in a relatively simple way?

Also why isn't microsoft no longer offering this option? I can
change all other sounds apart from the startup.
I can't answer why, but what I did was disable the Microsoft sound then
added a HTA file that played the desired sound (or shortcut to it) to the
Startup folder.

'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200
window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>
'==============================================
 
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Gene E. Bloch

I believe you have posted this suggestion before. It has two relevant
properties:

1. It is very easy to do.

2. It doesn't alter the sound Windows plays at startup.

I was sure that I remembered item 2, but to be on the safe side, I just
made the change and rebooted.

No change in the startup sound...
 
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Roy Smith

Right click on the desktop. Personalize. Sounds. Windows logon.
That's not what he's asking to change. He wants to change the Startup
sound, not the Logon sound. The Startup sound is heard when the logon
screen appears, and the logon sound is heard after you've selected a
user account and entered the password (if any).

--

Roy Smith
Windows 7 Home Premium

Timestamp: Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:27:37 PM
 
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Gene E. Bloch

Looks like I misremembered you - sorry for *my* confusion :)

Oh boy - that's a nice simple process for changing the sound. Reminds me of
how you could change the startup picture or wallpaper picture (I can't
remember which) in some old version of Windows - maybe 3.1 or 95. You had
to crate a picture of the right size of the new wallpaper and literally
replace a chunk of an executable or dll file. Changing resources with a
resource editor is easy by comparison. Maybe...

The article was very carefully written and very clear, IMO. Thanks.
 
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Gene E. Bloch

You had to crate a picture of the right size of the new wallpaper
Well, crating a picture is useful if you're planning to ship it :)

I meant 'create', of course.
 
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rak

My thoughts exactly. I had totally forgotten the wallpaper issue. I guess
we have progressed a little after all.

I thought I remembered seeing something simpler somewhere, but have been
unable to find it. If I ever do, I'll post back.
 
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Dave \Crash\ Dummy

rak said:
Sorry for the confusion. Actually I haven't posted this before, but
did miss the op's point. Try this link -
http://hard_look.blogspot.com/2009/10/how-to-change-startup-sound-for-windows.html
- though I cannot say from personal experience that this process
will work.
My method is so much simpler, and far more flexible. The sound file can
be any size or any format, wave, midi, mp3, whatever, and there is no
need to mess with ownership or editing of a system file.
 
R

rak

And your method is......................

Dave "Crash" Dummy said:
My method is so much simpler, and far more flexible. The sound file can
be any size or any format, wave, midi, mp3, whatever, and there is no
need to mess with ownership or editing of a system file.
 
I

Interesting Ian

Dave "Crash" Dummy said:
I can't answer why, but what I did was disable the Microsoft sound then
added a HTA file that played the desired sound (or shortcut to it) to the
Startup folder.

'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200 window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>

Thanks for that. But it doesn't help me since I have no idea what a HTA
file is and what I'm supposed to do with it!
 
C

Char Jackson

Thanks for that. But it doesn't help me since I have no idea what a HTA
file is and what I'm supposed to do with it!
You know what an .hta file is because you quoted it above. Look up,
it's still right there! And you know what to do with it because those
instructions are also quoted above. Which parts are you having trouble
with? Copy/paste? Creating a shortcut?
 
D

Dave \Crash\ Dummy

Interesting said:
Thanks for that. But it doesn't help me since I have no idea what a
HTA file is and what I'm supposed to do with it!
I don't know how I could make it any simpler, but I will try. This is
the HTA file, which is just an executable HTML file.

'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200
window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>
'==============================================

1) Copy the code lines between between the "=" lines into your text editor.

2) Replace "d:\media\start.wav" with the pathname of the sound file you
want to use as your startup sound.

3) Replace the "4000" in "tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)" with the
run time in milliseconds of your desired startup sound file.

4) Save the edited file as "StartSound.hta" to your startup folder,
either
C:\Users\All Users\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\
or
C:\Users\[Your User Name]\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start
Menu\Programs\Startup\
 
I

Interesting Ian

Char Jackson said:
You know what an .hta file is because you quoted it above.
I quoted someone else!


Look up,
it's still right there! And you know what to do with it because those
instructions are also quoted above. Which parts are you having trouble
with? Copy/paste? Creating a shortcut?

Which parts am I having trouble with? Well, the whole thing. The
"instructions" do not convey any meaning to me whatsoever.

Or let me put it another way. I do not understand anything whatsoever from
beginning to end.
 
I

Interesting Ian

Dave "Crash" Dummy said:
I don't know how I could make it any simpler, but I will try. This is
the HTA file, which is just an executable HTML file.
What's an "executable HTML file" when it's all at home?
'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200
window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>
'==============================================

1) Copy the code lines between between the "=" lines into your text
editor.
What's a "text editor"??

2) Replace "d:\media\start.wav" with the pathname of the sound file you
want to use as your startup sound.

3) Replace the "4000" in "tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)" with the
run time in milliseconds of your desired startup sound file.

4) Save the edited file as "StartSound.hta" to your startup folder,
either
C:\Users\All Users\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\
or
C:\Users\[Your User Name]\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start
Menu\Programs\Startup\

--
Sorry but I have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about. Why can't
you utilize standard English and tell me in plain simply terms what I need
to do?
 
S

SC Tom

Interesting Ian said:
Dave "Crash" Dummy said:
I don't know how I could make it any simpler, but I will try. This is
the HTA file, which is just an executable HTML file.
What's an "executable HTML file" when it's all at home?
'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200
window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>
'==============================================

1) Copy the code lines between between the "=" lines into your text
editor.
What's a "text editor"??

2) Replace "d:\media\start.wav" with the pathname of the sound file you
want to use as your startup sound.

3) Replace the "4000" in "tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)" with the
run time in milliseconds of your desired startup sound file.

4) Save the edited file as "StartSound.hta" to your startup folder,
either
C:\Users\All Users\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\
or
C:\Users\[Your User Name]\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start
Menu\Programs\Startup\

--
Sorry but I have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about. Why can't
you utilize standard English and tell me in plain simply terms what I need
to do?
My advice to you is to have one of your computer-savvy friends read this
post and walk you through it. It really doesn't get more "standard English"
than Dave's most recent reply.
 
I

Interesting Ian

SC Tom said:
Interesting Ian said:
Dave "Crash" Dummy said:
Interesting Ian wrote:


Interesting Ian wrote:
Unlike in all previous versions it seems that windows 7 no longer
offers the option to change the start up sound. I'm not all that
proficient with computers. Is there any way I can replace the
windows default sound in a relatively simple way?

Also why isn't microsoft no longer offering this option? I can
change all other sounds apart from the startup.

I can't answer why, but what I did was disable the Microsoft sound
then added a HTA file that played the desired sound (or shortcut
to it) to the Startup folder.

'=============StartSound.hta=================== <html><body> <!--Enter
desired startup sound--> <bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav"> </body>

<script type="text/vbs"> 'Resize and position window to make page
"invisible" window.resizeTo 200,200 window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000) </script>

</html>>

Thanks for that. But it doesn't help me since I have no idea what a
HTA file is and what I'm supposed to do with it!

I don't know how I could make it any simpler, but I will try. This is
the HTA file, which is just an executable HTML file.
What's an "executable HTML file" when it's all at home?
'=============StartSound.hta===================
<html><body>
<!--Enter desired startup sound-->
<bgsound src="d:\media\start.wav">
</body>

<script type="text/vbs">
'Resize and position window to make page "invisible"
window.resizeTo 200,200
window.moveTo -200,-200

'Allow time for sound to play then close page
tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)
</script>

</html>
'==============================================

1) Copy the code lines between between the "=" lines into your text
editor.
What's a "text editor"??

2) Replace "d:\media\start.wav" with the pathname of the sound file you
want to use as your startup sound.

3) Replace the "4000" in "tt=setTimeout("parent.close",4000)" with the
run time in milliseconds of your desired startup sound file.

4) Save the edited file as "StartSound.hta" to your startup folder,
either
C:\Users\All Users\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\
or
C:\Users\[Your User Name]\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start
Menu\Programs\Startup\

--
Sorry but I have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about. Why can't
you utilize standard English and tell me in plain simply terms what I
need to do?
My advice to you is to have one of your computer-savvy friends read this
post and walk you through it. It really doesn't get more "standard
English" than Dave's most recent reply.
--
Then why do I need a computer savvy friend to read through it? The thing is
I shouldn't need to be computer savvy! People on here asking for help are
quite likely not computer savvy, otherwise it's likely that they wouldn't
need any help in the first place!

Anyway, searched google last night for what these various terms mean.
Eventually I stuck the appropriate text in a notebook file, changed the
extension to hta, put it in that startup folder (at first I thought it
didn't exist, but googling provided me with the information it is hidden by
default). And then switched the default windows startup sound off.

Anyway it didn't work. Since I spent 30 minutes trying to decipher Dave
"Crash" Dummy's instructions, and it still doesn't work, it appears to be to
be unreasonable to assert that his instructions were either simple or
written in standard English.

PS just asked this woman. She said that's way over her head and it's not
written in standard English. Of course we all know that perhaps somewhere
in the region of 95 to 99% of the population wouldn't have a clue as to what
these instructions mean. Why pretend otherwise? I think it's a waste of
everyones time posting instructions that the vast preponderance of people
are not going to understand!
 

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