Stupid Emails

[clifford_cooley]

SUNOCO CUN OIL COMPANY LTD.
Trusty Kojimachi Bldg. 3-4 Kojimachi,
Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo. 102-0083 Japan.
www.sunoco.co.jp/about/index.html

Dear Sir/Madam,

GOODDAY, GREETINGS FROM SUNOCO CUN OIL COMPANY LTD.
WE ARE IN NEED OF SPECIAL, RELIABLE AND STRONG APPLICANT THAT CAN WORK
ONLINE. ATTRACTIVE SALARY.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT & CEO OFFICE WITH
YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION :

MR.HIROSHI IGUCHI
President & CEO Sun Oil Company, Ltd.
Contact email address: (e-mail address removed)

BRIEF INFO: Sunoco Cun Oil Company Ltd. is a semi-governmental company in
accordance with the Sunuco cun Oil company ltd Law to unify the existing
Japanese oil exploration companies at the time, continues to operate with
corporate strategies to keep pace with changing times and maintain the
momentum of its progress in the oil industry as well as the other business in
which the Company engages. THANK'S AND GOD BLESS YOU.

SIGNED.
MANAGEMENT.

WE ARE IN NEED OF SPECIAL, RELIABLE AND STRONG APPLICANT THAT CAN WORK ONLINE. ATTRACTIVE SALARY.

reliable and strong

You must be strong enough to click the mouse and push them heavy keyboard keys - Come on how stupid do they think people are

 

[Satchmo Bevins]

I should apply. Everyone is always telling me I'm special.

Srsly though, "THANKS"? "THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT & CEO OFFICE"?

Phail phishing scheme is phail. Grammar & spelling FTW!

 

[draceena]

Do they not know that SPELLING IN ALL CAPS is like yelling?!? We'z is such a big cumpany that we'z need to use da CAPS to git yer attension

 

[clifford_cooley]

Do they not know that SPELLING IN ALL CAPS is like yelling?!? We'z is such a big cumpany that we'z need to use da CAPS to git yer attension

They want you to know what it will be like working for them before you apply!!