All I can say about Nibiru2012's post is: OMG!!!!!! I believe I'll try to live with the S***load of useless fonts rather than spend (probably) the rest of my life deleting them.
The little up and down arrows are merely to "show hidden icons" in the right-hand portion of the system tray - things like speaker volume, internet connectivity, etc. Sorry, the answer to my problem doesn't reside there either.
But you're coming up with some great suggestions. Perhaps if you stay up all night pondering this you will have found a solution for me by the time I roll out of bed tomorrow morning. Hah! Hah!

(Hey -
they provided the smiley faces, not I)