Washing Machine

I just emptied our Washing Machine and would very much like to know how and why 90% of the washing ends up inside the Duvet Cover ?, this happens most times a Duvet Cover is washed along with Bottom Sheet Pillow Cases etc... anyone know why ?

Hmmm, sounds a bit like our problem. Our washer come a sock eating compartment, im not sure if we paid extra for it or not but it works great lol You put a pair in and only one sock remains at the end of the wash

There must be some long winded mathematical explanation

Same thing with the washing up. However hard I try, and seek, I always end up with a teaspoon in the bowl.

Don't have a problem with washing up my wife does that ... i dry

We have a dishwasher.

Are you using an XP duvet cover or a Vista duvet cover? We need more information like how much memory does your current duvet cover have and what is the speed of the washing machine.

Yes. Full specs please or we cannot help

During the rinse cycle while the drum does it's rotation sequence back and forth, just prior to the spin cycle, a small spatial anomaly is created.

A singularity is at the center of the spatial anomaly which creates a strong tachyon field thereby causing the the majority of the clothes with positron charges to enter the negative void of the duvet extinguishing the singularity and causing the spatial anomaly to shrink to a degree of 10 to -23 power.

Got it?

Funny, every other week I get an extra sock in my laundry....it's a black hole I tells ya'