Malwarebytes "objects" ?

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Guest

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
 
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SC Tom

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
See my reply to your same post on the Win8 newsgroup. You really should be
cross-posting :)
 
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Juan Wei

(e-mail address removed) has written on 9/16/2013 12:19 PM:
When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!

It's not "Malwarebytes"; it's "Malwarebytes Anti-Malware"!!!!

You are the worst Googler I've ever seen!!!

DON'T DOWNLOAD THE FIRST ONE YOU SEE!!!!

Uninstall what you just installed and get the real MBAM!!! Others have
given you links, but here's another:

http://www.malwarebytes.org/

It leads you to Cnet so be alert when downloading and installing!!!
 
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John

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
Anything the program finds that it doesn't like. PUPs (potentially
unwanted programs, like the free things that come with your machine)
can be "Objects", viruses and trojans are objects any crud that
potentially could gum up the works may be an object.
Anything legitimately on your machine, like Internet Explorer, Word,
Stellarium, Solitaire or your music files, are unlikely to be
"Objects" unless they get infected or replaced by cyborg, alien, bad
malware pretending to be good stuff.
MWB looks for *Malware*. Bad programs. Nasties. Anything that has the
potential to hurt you.
If it finds one, it lists it.
Highlight the item on the list and you should be able to get further
details on it, like it's name, location, political affiliations,
whether it is now or ever has been a member of the Monster Raving
Loony Party and other lovely stuff.
MWB should also tell you what it *ADVISES* you to do with an object,
and it should allow you to ignore its recommendation. I have done
this. I marked an "object" as "always allow". It was a joke "virus"
from early Windows days and I rather liked it.

It's just a thought but have you tried *online* scanners? That might
save you the download-and-install step.

J.
 
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Paul

Juan said:
(e-mail address removed) has written on 9/16/2013 12:19 PM:


You are the worst Googler I've ever seen!!!

DON'T DOWNLOAD THE FIRST ONE YOU SEE!!!!
I agree with your diagnosis. It's a repeat of
the last disaster, on the same victim PC even...

*******

To the OP...

Trust analysis:

1) Use Wikipedia. Search for "malwarebytes" there.
Products like that have a "website" link in the upper
right hand corner of the article page. That shows
the "trustworthy" source of the product.

2) In Google, try

"malwarebytes website"
"malwarebytes web site"
"MBAM web site"

There is a tendency to show the root site, when you
do that kind of search. This method (2) is not
quite as trustworthy, and needs further verification.
Such as entering the "answer" you got, back into
the search engine along with a few other details.

Waiting for OPs next downloading disaster in... 3..2..1..

HTH,
Paul
 
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Guest

SC Tom said:
See my reply to your same post on the Win8 newsgroup. You really should be
cross-posting :)
once again --- I post like I have since the mid 1990's --I know no other
way to
post --I list the group names as comma separated values --one day I'm told
I'm multi posting another --I'm cross posting ??????
 
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Nil

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
Here you go again with another multi-post, containing more ridiculous
misinformation.

Are you being deliberately obtuse?

Please tell me this is all an elaborate prank.
 
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Rodney Pont

once again --- I post like I have since the mid 1990's --I know no other
way to
post --I list the group names as comma separated values --one day I'm told
I'm multi posting another --I'm cross posting ??????
No you didn't. The post in the win-8 group had a different subject and
was nearly 20 minutes before this one so they were separate posts about
the same thing!!!
 
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Nil

once again --- I post like I have since the mid 1990's --I know
no other way to post --I list the group names as comma separated
values --one day I'm told I'm multi posting another --I'm cross
posting ??????
You're a liar. Below clearly shows that you posted the identical
message content twice, 19 minutes apart, with different subjects.


Subject: Free Anti-Malware any where now?
From: <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.comp.os.windows-8
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 11:00:25 -0500
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

Subject: Malwaebytes "objects" ?
From: <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: alt.windows7.general
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 11:19:48 -0500
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
 
J

Juan Wei

Maybe it's time we started ignoring this poster!

Nil has written on 9/16/2013 3:52 PM:
 
F

FromTheRafters

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
It's a thing. They didn't want to use the word thing because thing
would only confuse people, so they call things objects instead of
things to avoid confusion.
 
K

Ken Blake

You're a liar. Below clearly shows that you posted the identical
message content twice, 19 minutes apart, with different subjects.

He's a troll. Trolls are always liars.
 
K

Ken Blake

Here you go again with another multi-post, containing more ridiculous
misinformation.

Are you being deliberately obtuse?

Of course he is. I can't imagine that anyone who wants to know what an
"object" is isn't.
 
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Gene E. Bloch

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
May I rephrase one clause above?

"if you're *intelligent* enough to have a free one".
 
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Gene E. Bloch

It's a thing. They didn't want to use the word thing because thing
would only confuse people, so they call things objects instead of
things to avoid confusion.
You earned a wry smile from me.

I may steal this way of thinking from you :)
 
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Drew

When running Malwarebytes --if you're lucky enough to
have a free one ---those are no more -- it often detects
"objects" (I just ran it on a new Win 8 machine which I beleived
was infected and it said "1347 objects detected" !!
What is an "object" to MWB ??
Give it up Douchebag!! You are too stupid to operate a computer!
 
K

Ken Blake

Give it up Douchebag!! You are too stupid to operate a computer!

I used to think he was stupid. I no longer do. He's a troll,
pretending to be stupid.
 

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