Stripper Shortage in Dallas TX for Super Bowl

Sitting here at the computer desk, listening to local Austin TX AM talk radio.

Apparently there is a shortage of strippers in Dallas TX for the Super Bowl !

There has been a reported number of 10,000 strippers currently in Dallas, but still a shortage exists! Whoa Mule!

One guy is brokering them into Dallas from San Antonio, Houston, Austin, Corpus Christi, and other states also. He pays for their hotel/motel lodging for the week and receives a 500-600% return on his investment!

I am in the wrong business...

Nibs, I'm urging you not to apply. I know the money is good but think about your dignity man!

Cliff - didn't mean to confuse ya, just having some fun with a true news story that broke today here in Austin. Don't worry... yet! LOL!

Yo - I know, it's important to maintain one's dignity. It just amazes me how some people are in these days and times.

Apparently that guy gets paid back from their tips and such, while the ladies earn an amazing amount of income for their "professional dancing".

I once applied for a part time job as driver ferrying hookers around to private functions.
Did not get the job