[Nibiru2012]

Originally Posted by bassfisher6522

That's just good TV right there, I don't care who you are.....

AMEN Brother! Amen! LOL!

[Richardi8i]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to
see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the
big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

[TrainableMan]

This is true, I only wish I had a camera phone so I could have posted the picture ...

I went into the restroom at our local Sears today and one of the urinals is covered in plastic and there is a computer printed sign taped to it that says "Please use the hand dryer".

Needless to say I just used one of the other two urinals. And then to avoid electrocution I just dried my hands on my pants ... in case the previous patron actually "watered on" the electric hand dryer

[brkkab123]

I found both of these on Make Use Of. http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/fix-computer/ http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/co...tenance-steps/

[iamkenIT]

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.