My Dog is NOT for sale!

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG:

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three flag burners.

FOR THE LAST TIME... MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

Just let me look after him when you're on vacation-please please

yodap - I would be more than happy to have him stay with you and the better half next time I go on vacation! He's fully house-broken and loves to play Frisbee! LOL!