Welcome to the site Steven!
When you say you've tried most of the Windows options, did that include going in to control panel and boosting the mic volume levels? (I guess so, but thought I'd mention it just in case

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What does work for some people is changing the default format of recording in W7 (under advanced in microphone properties). To test it, try setting the default format to "Tape Recorder" quality instead of the current one (or one of the lower settings if that one doesn't appear). I know it sounds strange, but it's worked for a few other people