Job Offer Of The Year ((OR)They're 'avin' a larf!! Ain't they??)

Now, I don't want everybody in the UK choking on their coffee, or falling off their chairs in sheer amazement.

No dashing off a quick resignation e-mail to your M.D. either. Or checking where Spennymoor is with your GPS/SatNav. THIS ONE'S MINE!! It's got my name written all over it (on the back!).

A couple of details have been pixellated out to:-
(A) Stop any competition, although I don't anticipate too much.
(B) Protect the guilty innocent.



This is seriously a genuine job offer picked up today (27/09/10) from my local Job Centre and I want it!!.

As Norman (Tebbit) told me years ago (personally I'll add. I could feel the evilness radiating from the TV), I'll get on me bike (Again!). But I doubt I could afford the p*nc***e repair kit for it at these rates of pay.

I'm sure that must just be a misprint instead of "per hour"?

I hope so anyway

Wow. Will you be trading up the car and the house, then?

Yup! I'm going for the Dee-luxe Kellogs cardboard box (the one with the shrink wrap or weather proofing round it).

BTW for Merchandiser, read shelf-stacker.