Do you tinny wowser's from Big Smoke have a hard time understanding us battlers not within Cooee? Well I'll be stuffed! Bloody bottler you found a mob from the lucky country you could understand then. When I reach tech support I'm bloody tin-arsed if they don't have kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
Ace! Give it a burl and I hope ESET doesn't come a gutser and the bodgey software leave your computer cactus. Far be it from me to be a knocker; she'll be apples, I'm sure. OK cobber, this galah bloke is goin' back to the bush and look for me bunyip
Just a thought, ESET is like a franger for your 'puter.
Can't understand why you would need someone down under to give you the drum. It only took this figjam about 60 minutes to translate this into "Aussie" but it did leave me grinning like a shot fox.