GUYS! I managed to get Windows to attempt to install, and it got through all of the stages except "Completing Installation", where it told me that the directory "C:/boot" was corrupted. SADNESS! However, once I closed that window and went to startup repair, it told me that it discovered a partition that was broken and could recover it, so I clicked yes, and it restarted and booted. My heart was beating, until I didn't even get an OS selection screen. The BIOS dumped and the my screen looked like the following.
<double rainbow guy> What does this mean?? </double rainbow guy> Hmm, I assume it's because of the corrupted boot folder on the installation disk. So basically, I need the /boot folder of someone's W7 x86 install disk.
I can has pl0x?
Also, the recover CD might just do the job, so we'll see.
EDIT: Alright, I'm burning the disk right now on 10x and verify checked. We'll see how this goes down.